1. 3ridan:

    the scariest thing about teenage girls is all they have to do is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total shit

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  2. jacoblasher:

I will seriously always reblog this gif. Because it’s the most real GIF I’ve ever seen.I just can’t help but find all the beauty in it. It’s so amazing. I can’t explain.

    jacoblasher:

    I will seriously always reblog this gif. Because it’s the most real GIF I’ve ever seen.I just can’t help but find all the beauty in it. It’s so amazing. I can’t explain.

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  3. ignitetheballoon:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.


Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Um…well…never mind.

    ignitetheballoon:

    christophool:

    vorticity007:

    supaslim:

    Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

    Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

    The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

    Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

    image

    THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

    Reblogging for excellent commentary.

    Um…well…never mind.

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  5. goldenyasmin:







I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain





 I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans



 there are two kinds of people




On one hand.. a cup of tea, on the other, a dick.

    goldenyasmin:

    I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain


    I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans


    there are two kinds of people

    On one hand.. a cup of tea, on the other, a dick.

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  6. psych-facts:

More here

    psych-facts:

    More here

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  7. jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

    jocknoir:

    stormcloaca:

    lokiarrty:

    suckmypoppunk:

    unshaped:

    wasn’t expecting this

    but arent you glad it hapened

    its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

    floomph

    oh my god

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  8. edleritter:

    sugarlipsandpoisonkisses:

    edleritter:

    if i ever get accused of murder, i will have a legitimate alibi

    “i was blogging. check the timestamps on stuff.”

    but what if you were just blogging while murdering?

    and risk blood getting on my computer? no thank you.

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  9. spaghettihos:

    spaghettihos:

    spaghettihos:

    spaghettihos:

    my grandpa lost his glasses today

    how eyeronic

    i love eye humor

    20/20 would recommend

    i stole my grandpa’s glasses for this joke please love me

    update: he gave me $20 for finding them

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  10. There’s over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you’re one of the few who’s never EVER left anon hate in somebody’s ask box.

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