the scariest thing about teenage girls is all they have to do is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total shit
I will seriously always reblog this gif. Because it’s the most real GIF I’ve ever seen.I just can’t help but find all the beauty in it. It’s so amazing. I can’t explain.
Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
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I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain
I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans
there are two kinds of people
On one hand.. a cup of tea, on the other, a dick.
wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS
oh my god
if i ever get accused of murder, i will have a legitimate alibi
“i was blogging. check the timestamps on stuff.”
but what if you were just blogging while murdering?
and risk blood getting on my computer? no thank you.
my grandpa lost his glasses today
i love eye humor
20/20 would recommend
i stole my grandpa’s glasses for this joke please love me
update: he gave me $20 for finding them
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